I frequently end with words to the effect of “I highly recommend” or “give it a try.” Well, I do, and you should. Tell them Ryan sent you. 😉
Honey Bananas, Where I’ve Been, and Why Now?
Honey Bananas by Firefly Organics, and I answer the questions: where have I been, and why am I posting now?
Who’s Smoking Gilbert Grape? Spoiler Alert: It’s Me!
While not a crazy high overall, the pleasant and not-sleepy anxiety relief of this strain puts it in a particular category that is not always overly represented...
Pink Marshmallow, and the Comfort of the Familiar
Pink Marshmallow is one of my top strains right now. I’ve been recommending it for weeks now, and while I feel like I’m shortchanging it by not having a long story, I also like to think that this one really does stand on its own merits. I recommend stocking up on this one for when you’re with your loved ones this season. Or any time. Enjoy.
Blue Lime Pie, Who Wants to Get Really Stoned?
This strain gets me stoned. Like, can’t hide it, eyelids droopy, a little giggly, both zoned out and hyper focused at the same time, not sleepy but could sleep any time stoned.
First Class Gas, Is Cannabis its Own Love Language, or is it All Love Languages?
Welcome back, Canuvo! This gas has class.
Dutch Pie, A Old Favorite’s Tough Guy Big Brother
Dutch Pie has a decently creative and thoughtful kind of high, good for either doing menial tasks while listening to a serious and deep podcast or audiobook, or relaxing while stretching those creative muscles for a project that’s a little stressful but doesn’t specifically call for a rapid pace, like doing some reorganizing in a cluttered basement, attic, or garage.
Ursula, and Having Fun with Reviews
As a mermaid, at first I felt threatened by Ursula, but she’s really quite pleasant and relaxing once you get to know her.
Orange Starburst, Breaking a Personal Rule, and a Very Brief Update
Orange Starburst, cultivated by Grass Roots. It’s a cross of two of their other strains, Doughnut ‘n Cider (which is so seasonally appropriate for the Fall) and Turpee Slurpee (which if any strain sounded like a made-up Halloween candy, Turpee Slurpee may be it).
Strawberry Grapefruit Banana: The Flower, The Cartridge, and The Phenotypes
It was fruity, citrusy, and bright, with a touch of banana, giving it a mellow undertone of the most gentle earthiness. Two medium hits and about 5 minutes later, and I was feeling a nice, light, uplifting head high, and a pleasantly surprising body high to balance it out.
Stoned Coast 