I frequently end with words to the effect of “I highly recommend” or “give it a try.” Well, I do, and you should. Tell them Ryan sent you. 😉
Who’s Smoking Gilbert Grape? Spoiler Alert: It’s Me!
While not a crazy high overall, the pleasant and not-sleepy anxiety relief of this strain puts it in a particular category that is not always overly represented...
Dark Matter, And That Time I Think I Followed Ad-Rock to a Party
As is usually the case, I very much recommend this strain, as I tend to avoid reviews for things I dislike. As a first review for a Paul’s Boutique cultivation, I’m happy it was a lesser-known strain.
Bread and Butter, Happy Belated Holidays, and Why I Took 3 Weeks Off
This is a great high for cleaning or other chores, for tackling a project you want to do but maybe were dissuaded by the scope of it, for making yourself get back to your blog that you love but that you’d taken a few weeks off from writing.
Blue Lime Pie, Who Wants to Get Really Stoned?
This strain gets me stoned. Like, can’t hide it, eyelids droopy, a little giggly, both zoned out and hyper focused at the same time, not sleepy but could sleep any time stoned.
First Class Gas, Is Cannabis its Own Love Language, or is it All Love Languages?
Welcome back, Canuvo! This gas has class.
Dutch Pie, A Old Favorite’s Tough Guy Big Brother
Dutch Pie has a decently creative and thoughtful kind of high, good for either doing menial tasks while listening to a serious and deep podcast or audiobook, or relaxing while stretching those creative muscles for a project that’s a little stressful but doesn’t specifically call for a rapid pace, like doing some reorganizing in a cluttered basement, attic, or garage.
Guava Mints, and Today that’s Enough.
It’s sweet and green, like a juice and smoothie bar that also doubles as a plant store, located in a recently renovated but historic downtown row of shops in a cute, touristy coastal New England town.
Ursula, and Having Fun with Reviews
As a mermaid, at first I felt threatened by Ursula, but she’s really quite pleasant and relaxing once you get to know her.
Orange Starburst, Breaking a Personal Rule, and a Very Brief Update
Orange Starburst, cultivated by Grass Roots. It’s a cross of two of their other strains, Doughnut ‘n Cider (which is so seasonally appropriate for the Fall) and Turpee Slurpee (which if any strain sounded like a made-up Halloween candy, Turpee Slurpee may be it).
Stoned Coast 