Honey Bananas by Firefly Organics, and I answer the questions: where have I been, and why am I posting now?
Lemon Meringue, An Excellent Daytime High
The high was excellent. I felt lightly energized, which supported an uplifting focus and balance in the brain, and offset the light calmness in the body.
Northern Lights, Another Classic from Divine Buds
Like an historically accurate depiction of ancient Rome, I give it two thumbs up, because it kills.
Pink Marshmallow, and the Comfort of the Familiar
Pink Marshmallow is one of my top strains right now. I’ve been recommending it for weeks now, and while I feel like I’m shortchanging it by not having a long story, I also like to think that this one really does stand on its own merits. I recommend stocking up on this one for when you’re with your loved ones this season. Or any time. Enjoy.
Garlic Butter, A Tasty Snack Right Before Bed
I got “toddler who doesn’t have the energy to fight back” sleepy.
Gas Face, I Preposterously Spose it’s Awesome
Check it out I'm from Maine and I don't hunt nope and I can't ski Smoke weed but I can't roll blunts Might be with my wifey My necks not icy Eatin' at McDonalds 'cause Subway is pricey
Blue Lime Pie, Who Wants to Get Really Stoned?
This strain gets me stoned. Like, can’t hide it, eyelids droopy, a little giggly, both zoned out and hyper focused at the same time, not sleepy but could sleep any time stoned.
Dutch Pie, A Old Favorite’s Tough Guy Big Brother
Dutch Pie has a decently creative and thoughtful kind of high, good for either doing menial tasks while listening to a serious and deep podcast or audiobook, or relaxing while stretching those creative muscles for a project that’s a little stressful but doesn’t specifically call for a rapid pace, like doing some reorganizing in a cluttered basement, attic, or garage.
Guava Mints, and Today that’s Enough.
It’s sweet and green, like a juice and smoothie bar that also doubles as a plant store, located in a recently renovated but historic downtown row of shops in a cute, touristy coastal New England town.
Ursula, and Having Fun with Reviews
As a mermaid, at first I felt threatened by Ursula, but she’s really quite pleasant and relaxing once you get to know her.
Stoned Coast 