I got “toddler who doesn’t have the energy to fight back” sleepy.
Gas Face, I Preposterously Spose it’s Awesome
Check it out I'm from Maine and I don't hunt nope and I can't ski Smoke weed but I can't roll blunts Might be with my wifey My necks not icy Eatin' at McDonalds 'cause Subway is pricey
Blue Lime Pie, Who Wants to Get Really Stoned?
This strain gets me stoned. Like, can’t hide it, eyelids droopy, a little giggly, both zoned out and hyper focused at the same time, not sleepy but could sleep any time stoned.
First Class Gas, Is Cannabis its Own Love Language, or is it All Love Languages?
Welcome back, Canuvo! This gas has class.
Dutch Pie, A Old Favorite’s Tough Guy Big Brother
Dutch Pie has a decently creative and thoughtful kind of high, good for either doing menial tasks while listening to a serious and deep podcast or audiobook, or relaxing while stretching those creative muscles for a project that’s a little stressful but doesn’t specifically call for a rapid pace, like doing some reorganizing in a cluttered basement, attic, or garage.
Guava Mints, and Today that’s Enough.
It’s sweet and green, like a juice and smoothie bar that also doubles as a plant store, located in a recently renovated but historic downtown row of shops in a cute, touristy coastal New England town.
Amarelo, One of Many of that Name
I don’t keep a specific ranking, but sometimes a strain is so good that I have to call it a top favorite, and Amarelo is one, for certain.
Ursula, and Having Fun with Reviews
As a mermaid, at first I felt threatened by Ursula, but she’s really quite pleasant and relaxing once you get to know her.
Orange Starburst, Breaking a Personal Rule, and a Very Brief Update
Orange Starburst, cultivated by Grass Roots. It’s a cross of two of their other strains, Doughnut ‘n Cider (which is so seasonally appropriate for the Fall) and Turpee Slurpee (which if any strain sounded like a made-up Halloween candy, Turpee Slurpee may be it).
Strawberry Grapefruit Banana: The Flower, The Cartridge, and The Phenotypes
It was fruity, citrusy, and bright, with a touch of banana, giving it a mellow undertone of the most gentle earthiness. Two medium hits and about 5 minutes later, and I was feeling a nice, light, uplifting head high, and a pleasantly surprising body high to balance it out.
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