Turpee Slurpee by Grass Roots

Indica Dominant Hybrid
High THC (26% – 30%)
Flower

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Turpee Slurpee is a high THC indica hybrid, crossing GMO and Orange Zkittlez, and it lives up to its pedigree. The muted green nugs are dense, almost hard to pull apart. The aroma – certainly fragrant even before breaking into the buds – bursts forth from the inside, sweet and sour with a soft diesel halo. The smoke is rich, earthy and oily, reminiscent of a marinated truffle, and while the first green hits were just a little sharp in the throat, later hits felt very smooth, bringing an herbal flavor to the forefront. The experience of smoking Turpee Slurpee is like standing in a garden shed on a Saturday in mid-spring, lawnmower caked with damp grass from having to mow earlier that morning.

The body high came on after a couple of hits, slowly effervescing into a calm energy, supported nicely by a head high that begged for something fun to do, and someone to share it with. I was inspired to leave the couch and head to the kitchen, but not to indulge in my own munchies, but to cook or bake something interesting for others. What resulted was somewhere between a chocolate chip blondie and a Tollhouse Pie, but with a wider variety of add-ins. I’ll work out the actual recipe and post it sometime.

By the second round of this strain, I found myself extremely talkative, while simultaneously feeling fully engrossed in a rewatch (for approximately the millionth time) of Parks and Rec. Turpee Slurpee begs to be experienced with friends and loved ones in a setting where creativity can be unleashed, but later can be enjoyed more passively with some reminiscing or familiar media, be it movie, television, music, or what have you.

I’ll note that the “Light Paranoia” listed below manifested simply as me constantly thinking I heard the kids getting up when they were not. Nothing major. I just had that “I’m high and I’m going to get caught!” feeling.

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