Indica
Moderately High THC (22% – 26%)
Flower
In what has become my new tradition of getting increasingly weird with these reviews, I present the following, which I initially started forever ago, but recently revisited just for fun.
The lyrics below are sung to the tune of
“Sister Christian” by Night Ranger
Cannabis is
More than just some buds
Cultivate it with some tender love
And care. Then share.
How you growing?
How’s your canopy?
You’ve got those tri-
-chomes on those sugar leaves like dew
It’s true
For Motor Breath
What’s your price per slice?
We’ll roll it fairly tight.
You’ll be real high tonight
Indica
You’re growing up so fast
And we’ll be scurrying
To not be last
To say “An eighth”
Tastes like diesel
Has a potent high
You’ll get pretty stoned
Before you know it too
It’s true
It’s true yeah
Motor Breath
What’s your price per slice?
We’ll roll it fairly tight.
You’ll be real high tonight
Motor Breath
What’s your price per slice?
We’ll roll it fairly tight.
You’ll be real high tonight
Motor Breath
What’s your price per slice?
We’ll roll it fairly tight.
You’ll be real high tonight
(repeat)
Cannabis is
More than just some buds
Cultivate it with some tender love
And care. Then share
But you’re Motor Breath
Motor Breath
Stoned Coast 
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